You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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