i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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