I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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