I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
where does the pee come out of this thing
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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