Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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