found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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