That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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