you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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