You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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