Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I smell like Dick and happiness
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