please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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