Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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