I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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