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(434): View more from Virginia

He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(613): View more from Ontario

the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(203): View more from Connecticut

recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding

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(845): View more from New York

Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

(1-845): View more from New York

then get some ugly ones...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?

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(515): View more from Iowa

He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.

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(912): View more from Georgia

We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.

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(330): View more from Ohio

The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

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