scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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