I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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