Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
