Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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