At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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