just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There r osticjed everywhere
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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