Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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