3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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