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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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