Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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