First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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