So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
is that a dick in a sweater?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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