okay pat passed out under dana's car
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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