i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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