if i can run in heels then i can drive
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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