Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Randomize
