DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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