Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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