My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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