i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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