If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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