so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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