That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Randomize