am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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