Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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