People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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