I molested 6 butterflies tonight
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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