What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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