i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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