They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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