What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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