He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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