Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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