we have pet lesbian snakes
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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