Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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