just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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