Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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