real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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