She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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